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Do you sex? Because I sex every Tuesday. It's nothing. It's just a thing me and the guys do. You know...we go down to the alley and sex for a while. I'm in a league. Huh? I said I'm in a sex league. Yeah. We do sex for awards and stuff. Nothing big. Though Reggie did want to have t-shirts made. You can look like a real dork in a sex shirt, know what I mean? Haha. But-- huh?-- oh, so you don't sex? Well would you want to some time? I'm not the best sexer in the tristate area, but I think it'd be fun to get out and sex together. Well I'm sorry. I'm sorry. If you didn't want to sex, why the hell are you in a sex alley? Did you not see the sign? Yea, I'm sorry, sorry you wasted my time. Whatever you anti-sexer. Yeah, that's right. I called you an anti-sexer, someone opposed to the notions of sex. Oh, you don't think that's a valid insult? I've got a few friends who sex for a living. They're putting their kids through college, I don't think-- don't think for a second we haven't seen your kind. You crochet or what not, refusing to believe that people who sex competitevly or for leisure are worth a damn.

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Why would I want to have sex with you? I just met you!

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